1. If Nixon had an enemies list, what will Trump have?
2. Trump doesn’t believe that humans change climate. During his
presidency, polluters will flood the atmosphere with carbon, heating the
ocean surface, which will rise and likely flood New York and other
coastal cities by 2050.
3. Trump will surround himself with
flatterers for advisers. The ego displays you see now will be known as
Trump’s insightful and tactful days.
4. If you protest his actions,
you will be arrested. No rights, no lawyers, no phone calls, maybe
beating and torture. Because he can. And has said he will.
5. Paul Ryan schools Trump about the separation of powers. Like Trump gives a shit about the Constitution,
Speaking of the Constitution, Trump will wipe his ass on the Bill of
Rights, except for the lunatic and completely incorrect version of the
Second Amendment used by Republicans.
7. Trump will give indelible new meaning to the phrase “bully pulpit.”
8. You will get to see the @realdonaldtrump.
9. Trump is a sociopath. He doesn’t give a shit about anything or
anyone but himself. But unlike Tony Soprano who you thought was so cool,
this guy is coming for you.
10. If you are not against him, you are for him. @HillaryClinton
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